Tuesday, December 30, 2008

Got Milk?

Looks like the SpeedFixers are taking strange camp rituals (ala Bjarne Riis) to a new level. Don't be surprised if Hanz/Franz start wearing cow suits to the track, test Brains new skills?

Speedfix Bathtime

"Sickboy, I can't find the bar of soap in these weeds, but I'll keep looking!"

Monday, December 29, 2008

Contest!

Guess the SpeedFixer!!!
2 SpeedFixers are in Texaklahoma, the sleeping arrangements are odd to say the least. Which SpeedFixer is in the Lizard pajamas and which one is clinging on for dear life? Winner gets all access privilege to Andy Frye's latest 1000 page treatise "Saturdays Training Ride, How I beat Cleary to the other side of Hopkins "

Where's the Beef!!!

From the Speedfix training camp, tryin to fatten Crosby up?

Thursday, December 25, 2008

Welcome to the Jungle

Yin/yang
The King of Fans creates Hurricane Winds!
Jungle Fever

Steamy in the Banana Republic

I'm melting....

Pie will fatten me back up!

Tuesday, December 23, 2008

Fashion Discussion

Apparently a disturbance has been reported at the United Trackie Nation's Headquarters in Mudsling Missouri. Reportedly a fight broke out between two staffers who were beggining the preparation plans for their "CX Racers BEND OveRegon" rally to be held at USA CX Nationals in Dec of 2009. The trackies, not normally known for planning ahead or being able to see past their splintered noses, have been busy as bees sniffing glue and party planning. The disturbance broke out between Brad Snuff and Spike Speedball over the preferred costume choice. Apparently Brad threw a Huff when Spike suggested a Carol Channing outfit versus Snuff's preferred queer eye for the clown guy kit. The argument was forgotten when the participants were sidetracked with the obligatory lunch time baloney sandwich washed down with Busch Light and the testosterone patch chaser.

Epicnicity

With the recent announcement by USA Cycling that CX Nationals will be held in Bend Oregon in 2009 and 2010, local alderman Johann Powers has announced a campaign to officially change the name of Bend Oregon to "Epic City", Oregon. According to Johann, Bend will now be the "Epic" center of the universe and the town should be named accordingly. Johann who also runs the website belgianposeur.com has also discussed plans about trucking in mud from Belgium and painting the local sky gray, if, quote Johann: "global warming caused by the capitalist pigs who drive suv's and don't buy carbon offsets" happens to ruin the expected epicnicity plans.

CX Heaven

CX racers across the US can't believe the good news out of Colorado Springs today. US CX natz in 2000-10 will be held in the mecca of US CX racing, Bend Oregon. Feelings of "epicnicity" in the cx community are at an alltime "high" when the news was released at 4:20. In related news the local Walmart in Bend Oregon is planning to cut back on inventories of deodorant, shampoo and soap for the 2nd week of December for the next 2 years, planning to use the shelf space to sell birckenstocks, hemp capri's, stocking hats with authentic labrador retriever hair already sprinkled throughout and clown-wigs and short shorts for the trekkies. (editors note: this should read "trackies")

Bloodball Party Planning Begins....

The UTN (United Trackie Nation) headquarters located in Mudsling, Missouri is all abuzz with the release of the CX 2009-2010 USA NATS location announced in Bend Oregon. Trackies will gather next fall in Missouri and make the trek to Oregon to dress up like clowns and punch CX racers and possibly spectators. Freshly made posters fashioned with crayons and big chief tablets, announcing "Bend OveRegon CX Racers" and "Get Bendt CX Racers" are already strewn about the dirt floor of the headquarters.

Sausage Casing Futures...

In Bend Oregon have blown through the roof with the news of the 2009-10 USA CX Nats being held there.

CX NEWSFLASH

2009-10 USA CYCLING CYCLO-CROSS NATIONAL CHAMPIONSHIPS AWARDED TO BEND, ORE.

Cyclo-Cross National Calendar’s Marquee Event Returns to Pacific Northwest

Contact: Andy Lee (Tel.) 719.866.4867 (Mobile) 719.231.2041 (E-mail) alee@usacycling.org (Website) www.usacycling.org

Colorado Springs, Colo. (December 23, 2008)—The 2009-10 USA Cycling Cyclo-cross National Championships have been awarded to the city of Bend, Ore., the national governing body announced today.

The USA Cycling Cyclo-cross National Championships were last held in the Pacific Northwest when Portland hosted the 2003 and 2004 editions. Since then, the annual event has been held in Providence, R.I. (2005-06) and Kansas City, Kan. (2007-08). With scheduled dates of Dec. 10-13 in 2009 and Dec. 9-12 in 2010, the two-year commitment returns the national championships to one of the most popular hotbeds of cyclo-cross racing in North America.

With more than 2,000 athletes from around the nation expected to compete in Bend next year, 35 national titles will be on the line throughout several categories of racing; including junior, U23, collegiate, masters and elite divisions for men and women.

“Bend is a special place and our entire community is honored to host the cycling world for the USA Cycling Cyclo-cross National Championships,” said Doug LaPlaca, president and CEO of Visit Bend and co-chair of the local organizing committee. “Anyone who has visited Bend understands the enormous enthusiasm and opportunity here – not just for cycling and cyclo-cross, but for sports and recreation in general.”

Considered by many to be a hub for outdoor sports enthusiasts, Bend also plays host to the Cascade Cycling Classic, a USA Cycling National Racing Calendar event, recently hosted the XTERRA Trail Running National Championships, and will host the USA Triathlon Winter Triathlon National Championships next month. Additionally, the town has recently been named America’s Top Adventure Town by Men’s Journal, America’s Top Trail Running Town by Outside, one of the country’s Top-Five Ski Towns by Travel + Leisure, one of the Top-10 U.S. Triathlon Towns by Triathlete and “The Next Moab” by Mountain Bike.

Tuesday, December 9, 2008

Monday, December 1, 2008

Sunday, November 23, 2008

Track Drama

Us trackies sure are hot heads, not just the locals, even the pros!

From Cyclingnews.com

Cavendish 'still bitter' about Olympics

Cavendish and Wiggins were world champs
Photo ©: Stephen McMahon
(Click for larger image)

British sprinter Mark Cavendish is still bitter about being denied a medal at the Olympic Games this summer, he told The Guardian Saturday. After winning four stages at the Tour de France, the Team Columbia star quit the race, giving up a chance to challenge for the green points classification jersey, in order to prepare for the Beijing Games.

Cavendish was due to race the Madison with Bradley Wiggins, a pairing which was successful at winning the World Championship in March. But while every other British track racer went home with a medal, Cavendish was denied when he and Wiggins failed to make the winning move and came in ninth place.

"I was pissed at Brad after the Olympics," Cavendish said. "But if he's made to train for four kilometres for sure he's not going to be good at 50 kilometres [in the Madison]. They [British Cycling] were all about the team pursuit. In training they would ignore me while they timed the pursuiters. They trained so much for that they forgot the Madison. Well, they didn't forget, they didn't give a shit. I felt massively let down and I'm still bitter now."

'The biggest regret of my career is quitting the Tour. I was fighting for the green jersey. I could have potentially won on the Champs-Élysées. I made a commitment to the track team and they didn't give anything back."

Sunday, November 16, 2008

Glad that's over


Thanks to skinnsyki.com for the awesome photos. I think Bruce managed to capture the only time I successfully rode through the sand all day! Shoutout to the Woods Production, excellent job with the course, I especially liked the chalk lines, first time all year I didn't take a wrong turn. Thanks to all the cheers I heard all year, and thanks to the officials.

Saturday, November 15, 2008

Friday, November 7, 2008

Moofalo


One can never have enough plastic animal humping pics...

Thursday, November 6, 2008

Phelps to QuickStep?


photo courtesy of www.cyclingnews.com
Check out the next Olympics wetsuit! Maybe we'll see Phelps in a Quick-Step kit!!! :)

Wednesday, November 5, 2008

Election Observations

President Elect Obama raised $640 million dollars in campaign contributions. Among the leading contributers: Microsoft, Goldman-Sachs, JP Morgan, Citigroup, Time-Warner, Morgan Stanley etc.

Do you think that these contributers are looking for "change"?

McCains 2 biggest blunders: Palin and supporting the federal financial Bailouts. He could have differentiated himself from Obama by opposing the Financial Bailouts. That would have been more "maverick" than supporting Bush. It worked for Bachmann, I think that helped her overcome her diarrhea mouth.

Do you think George Bush is at home looking in the mirror saying "what have I done"? I doubt it, that would require thought, reflection, integrity, insight, humility, of which he has none...

I'm among the 1-2% who didn't vote for the major parties. This quote helps explain:

"Liberty is the natural condition of the people. Servitude,however,
is fostered when people are raised in subjection. People
are trained to adore rulers. While freedom is forgotten by
many there are always some who will never submit."

EPIC?

photo courtesy of www.cyclingnews.com
Now this is EPIC!

Tuesday, November 4, 2008

Steven Cx please read...

The market that failed was not exactly free.

Monday, October 20, 2008; A14

IS THIS the end of American capitalism? As financial panic spread across the globe and governments scrambled to contain the damage, reality seemed to announce the doom of U.S.-style free markets and President Bush's ideology. But this is wrong in two ways. The deregulation of U.S. financial markets did not reflect only the narrow ideology of a particular party or administration. And the problem with the U.S. economy, more than lack of regulation, has been government's failure to control systemic risks that government itself helped to create. We are not witnessing a crisis of the free market but a crisis of distorted markets.

It's true that the Bush administration has stood for light regulation of capital markets. But it did not invent this approach. By the middle of the last decade, experts across the spectrum believed that U.S. financial institutions faced outmoded restraints on their ability to innovate. Thus, the Clinton administration, supported by then-Federal Reserve Chairman Alan Greenspan, refused to tighten regulations on financial derivatives, memorably dubbed "financial weapons of mass destruction" by Warren Buffett. The 1999 repeal of the Glass-Steagall Act, a Depression-era law separating commercial banking and investment banking, passed with overwhelming bipartisan support in Congress and was signed into law by President Bill Clinton.

We'll never know how this newly liberated financial sector might have performed on a playing field designed by Adam Smith. That's because government interventions of all kinds, from the defense budget to farm supports, shaped the business environment. No subsidy would prove more fateful than the massive federal commitment to residential real estate -- from the mortgage interest tax deduction to Fannie Mae and Freddie Mac to the Federal Reserve's low interest rates under Mr. Greenspan. Unregulated derivatives known as credit-default swaps did accentuate the boom in mortgage-based investments, by allowing investors to transfer risk rather than setting aside cash reserves. But government helped make mortgages a purportedly sure thing in the first place. Home prices seemed to stand on a solid floor built by Washington.

Government support for housing was well-intentioned: Homeownership is a worthy goal. But when government favors a particular economic activity, however validly, it must seek countervailing control to ensure the sustainable use of public resources. This is why banks must meet capital requirements in return for federal deposit insurance. Congress did not apply this sound principle to Fannie Mae and Freddie Mac; they were allowed to engage in profitable but increasingly risky activities with an implicit government guarantee. The result was that taxpayers had to assume more than $5 trillion of their obligations. Contrast U.S. experience with that of Canada, where there is no mortgage interest deduction and the law requires insurance on any mortgage over 80 percent of a home's purchase price. Delinquency rates at Canada's seven largest banks are near historic lows.

The new capitalist model that emerges from this crisis must operate according to more consistent principles. The Fed should set interest rates with the long-run value of the dollar in mind. Government must be more selective about manipulating markets; over the long term, business works best when it is subject to market discipline alone. In those cases -- and there will and should be some -- in which government intervenes on behalf of social goals, its support must be counterbalanced with taxpayer protections and regulation. Government-sponsored, upside-only capitalism is the kind that's in crisis today, and we say: Good riddance.

VOTE SKIBBERTARIAN!!!

VOTE SKIBBERTARIAN!

Thursday, October 30, 2008

Nice Bike...

photo courtesy of cyclingnews.com
Rochelle Gilmore competing in 6-day event, hopefully next year we can have a women's madison race locally...

Tuesday, October 28, 2008

Tuesday, October 21, 2008

6 Daagse Van Amsterdam

photo copyright cyclingnews.com
El Grillo doin what every retiring pro should do, 6 days. Need to add that sign-in girl to the FGC next year!

Monday, October 20, 2008

Gangsta


coolest cross pic ever...
represent

one can never have enough photos of officials...

My favorite cross racer, Ezra. Nice guy, rides hard, rides ss, very gangsta

all photos courtesy of bruce adelsman, skinnyski.com

drag

list, of things that affect drag
when you rank-order them.
No. 1: Position
No 2: Front wheel
No. 3: Helmet
No. 4: Stilleto Pumps

Monday, October 13, 2008

Sunday, October 12, 2008

Check it Out!

Mae Gusta also happens to be married to Peter Schweich and has been known to kick super-rookies ass in arm-wrestling! COOL!!!

Friday, October 10, 2008

positivity?

It's been hard for me to be positive this week.
I'm trying.
Last night helped, went for a mtb ride with National Champ.
I like riding with him, he doesn't remind me of my weaknesses, he's a class act.
I'm going to Twine Ball tomorrow and skipping Wirth Sunday (better things to do)
Positivity

Tuesday, October 7, 2008

What is Poignant about the following?

ADDENDUM - THIS IS NOT OFFICIAL MCF BUSINESS - THIS IS MY ATTEMPT AT HUMOR REGARDING A LOCAL ELITE CLUB - THIS WAS NOT DISCUSSED AT THE MCF MEETING


§6. Affiliated Clubs

6.4 Sponsorship. Any affiliated club in good standing

which has promoted a race open to members of other clubs in

the current or previous calendar year shall be eligible for

sponsorship.

1L2. Rider uniform advertising.

Advertising may appear only on the uniform, including caps,

shoes, and helmet of riders who are racing members of

sponsored clubs [disqualification for other advertising]. The

club's name must appear on the front and back or two sides

of the jersey. The name may be abbreviated.