Sunday, August 17, 2008

Detente

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Minneapolis - A historic agreement was announced between the Minneapolis Police Department and Tim "Super-Rookie" Hayes at the newly bethrothed Hayes-Pitcher wedding reception. According to officer Doughnut McGillicudy, "now that Mr. Hayes is becoming a responsible member of society we have decided to pardon him for his activities that lead to his beating in the bike run held in downtown Minneapolis a few years ago." After the announcement there was much joy and happiness as singing sensation Linsey Hamilton sang in celebration accompanied by the dancing MCF President Kevin Schaeffer. Rumors that the officer was bribed with a shot of Irish whiskey were unfounded.
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1 comment:

Lunatic Biker said...

God, I hate weddings. Get that fuckin' ball outta my yard.